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Relationships come and go. A good t-shirt lasts forever.

Inspired by classic souvenir tees, this design celebrates bad decisions, funny stories, and experiences that somehow ended with merchandise.

Ridiculous, bold, and impossible to ignore, it's guaranteed to earn laughs, gasps, and at least one person pointing at your chest from across the room.

Perfect for Pride, parties, vacations, and people who appreciate a truly terrible joke.

Details

Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft breathable feel
Unisex retail fit
Durable side-seamed construction
Tear-away label for added comfort
Printed to order

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Relationships come and go. A good t-shirt lasts forever.

Inspired by classic souvenir tees, this design celebrates bad decisions, funny stories, and experiences that somehow ended with merchandise.

Ridiculous, bold, and impossible to ignore, it's guaranteed to earn laughs, gasps, and at least one person pointing at your chest from across the room.

Perfect for Pride, parties, vacations, and people who appreciate a truly terrible joke.

Details

Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft breathable feel
Unisex retail fit
Durable side-seamed construction
Tear-away label for added comfort
Printed to order

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