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Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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The world's worst (best) souvenir.

Inspired by classic vacation t-shirts, this design is for people with a questionable sense of humor and absolutely no interest in subtlety.

Equal parts ridiculous, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore, this tee is guaranteed to earn laughs, shocked expressions, and at least one person asking where you got it.

Perfect for Pride, parties, bars, and collecting stories you'll probably leave out when talking to your parents.

Details

Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft breathable feel
Unisex retail fit
Durable side-seamed construction
Tear-away label for added comfort
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